Loser.

I know this may sound like an April's Fool joke, but it's for realsies:

Yesterday, Chris "Beat Her Down" Brown visited my hometown of Fredericksburg, Virginia, to play basketball at the University of Mary Washington. I have no idea why he chose to play here of all places ... or why he even likes basketball, since it doesn't involve punching/biting/choking women, but whatev.

And get this: This is the week of UMW's White Ribbon Campaign, which is devoted to raising awareness about violence toward women. The school is showing their support by wrapping white ribbons around trees et al, and apparently, letting punch-happy assclowns play in their gym. Classy.

God, I couldn't even make this stuff up. This is so deliciously ironic ... it's like seeing Pamela Anderson at a chastity-for-life event or Val Kilmer at the Oscars ... it just doesn't compute.

You can read more about Brown's appearance here.

I'm not saying ... I'm just saying.